/weab/ - 2D/Random

Weabs. It's time to face the facts.

1) I'm a frogposter.
2) Like all frogposters, I'm very based and redpilled.

So far, so good, you say? Nothing out of the ordinary, nothing you would care about. Just wait.

3) I've watched more anime than most of you.
4) I can watch anime without subtitiles, unlike most of you.
5) I've been on 4chan longer than you.
6) I have more private tracker accounts than you.
7) I probably have more bitcoins than you.
8) Despite all that, I can function relatively normal in society. I earn my own money and am not afraid to go outside.

Now. Breathe in. Take a moment to process my superior existence. Breathe out.

Stopped shaking yet? Good. Try, very carefully and to the best of your abilities to explain yourself.