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 No.15763

In a bizarre turn of events, Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States, found himself in an unlikely alliance with the users of /qa2/, a group of self-proclaimed "based and redpilled frogs." Their mission? To build a portal to Agartha, a mythical underground kingdom, with the ultimate goal of reviving none other than Adolf Hitler.

The project, dubbed "Operation: Führer Reborn," was made possible by a generous donation from Elon Musk, who saw the potential for interdimensional travel and the resurrection of a historical figure as a means to "disrupt the status quo."

As the /qa2/ frogs gathered around Trump, they began to chant, "Build the portal, build the portal!" Their leader, a frog named "Pepe," stood atop a soapbox, proclaiming, "We're gonna make Agartha great again, and we're gonna make Hitler proud!"

Trump, donning a hard hat and a confident grin, declared, "Folks, believe me, no one knows more about great walls than I do. And this portal is gonna be yuge, just yuge. The greatest portal the world has ever seen."

The /qa2/ frogs cheered, their little frog legs wiggling with excitement. One of them, a frog named "Kek," shouted, "We're gonna make the Jews pay for this portal, and then we're gonna make them pay for Hitler's resurrection!"

Trump chuckled, "Well, I don't know about that, Kek, but I do know that we're gonna make some great deals, fantastic deals, the best deals. And we're gonna make Agartha pay for it, mark my words."

As the construction of the portal began, the /qa2/ frogs worked tirelessly, fueled by their hatred for "normies" and their love for "meme magic." They chanted, "It's happening, it's happening, the Führer is coming back!"

Meanwhile, Elon Musk watched from a distance, tweeting, "Just had a meeting with the /qa2/ frogs. They're a talented bunch, and I'm excited to see the portal come to life. #AgarthaAwaits #HitlerReborn"

As the portal neared completion, the /qa2/ frogs gathered around it, their eyes glowing with an otherworldly energy. Trump stepped forward, a triumphant smile on his face, and declared, "It's time to make Agartha great again, and it's time to bring back the Führer!"

With a burst of energy, the portal activated, and a figure began to take shape. The /qa2/ frogs cheered as Adolf Hitler emerged, his mustache twirling with malevolent intent.

Hitler looked around, taking in the scene before him. He spotted Trump and the /qa2/ frogs, and a sly grin spread across his face. "Ah, mein freund," he said, "I see you've built a portal to Agartha. Well done, well done indeed."

The /qa2/ frogs cheered, their little frog legs wiggling with excitement. Trump beamed with pride, "It's a tremendous honor, Mr. Hitler, to have you back with us."

As the unlikely group celebrated, Elon Musk tweeted, "Just witnessed the resurrection of Adolf Hitler. Mind blown. #AgarthaAwaits #HitlerReborn"

And so, the /qa2/ frogs, Donald Trump, and Adolf Hitler embarked on a new adventure, one that would take them to the depths of Agartha and beyond. The world would never be the same again.

 No.15766

HOLY FUCKING FREYED

 No.15767

holy quisit, this is why i always come here

 No.15774

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This deserves to be nominated for an Oscars, with this we can humiliate all the kikes in hollywood and let the white men in charge again

 No.15783

>>15774
this kek



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